DISASTER LOADING: CBS has concluded LSU Will CRASH in 2025 Opener As Brian Kelly’s EMBARRASSING Winless Streak Grows Due To…
Prepare for absolute chaos in Death Valley. According to CBS Sports, LSU’s 2025 season is already teetering on the brink of disaster—and it hasn’t even started. In a shocking preseason verdict, college football analyst Brad Crawford has gone all in, predicting Clemson will dominate LSU in their titanic season opener, potentially extending Brian Kelly’s humiliating winless streak in major openers.
But here’s where the real fire starts: this forecast doesn’t come out of thin air. It’s based on alarming internal trends, glaring depth chart issues, and concerns over locker room chemistry—and it all might blow up in Baton Rouge.
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A National TV Collapse Incoming?
The season opener is set to be one of the most-watched games of Week 1, with LSU vs. Clemson billed as a playoff-shaping heavyweight clash. But CBS has put fans on red alert: this may be a public dismantling. Brian Kelly’s Tigers are not ready for the lights, the pace, or the physicality Clemson is expected to bring, especially with their renewed defensive swagger under Dabo Swinney.
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Brian Kelly’s Streak of Shame
Let’s not sugarcoat it—Brian Kelly hasn’t won a season opener of this magnitude since arriving at LSU. 2022? Embarrassing loss to Florida State. 2023? Blown off the field again by Florida State. 2024? Narrow escape against a lower-tier opponent. And now, 2025? If Crawford is right, LSU will fall flat—again.
That would put Kelly at 0-4 in meaningful season openers, with each failure doing more damage to his national credibility and LSU’s recruiting swagger.
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Locker Room Whispers: Chemistry Cracking?
Sources close to the program have pointed to growing internal tension. Multiple insiders report divided leadership in the locker room, with some veterans “frustrated” at the lack of identity on both sides of the ball. The departure of key defensive leaders to the NFL has left a vacuum—one that has not yet been filled.
Add in a new quarterback still adjusting to the SEC spotlight and a receiving corps that lacks a true WR1, and suddenly the offense looks shockingly mortal.
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Clemson’s Revenge Tour Begins in Baton Rouge
Clemson, meanwhile, enters this game angry and underhyped—a dangerous combination. With Cade Klubnik now in his senior season, a reloaded front seven, and Swinney desperate to silence critics, this is more than a game—it’s a statement mission.
And CBS thinks they’re going to make that statement by bulldozing LSU on national television.
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NIL Distractions & Transfer Portal Fallout
One CBS insider even went further, pointing out that LSU’s offseason was more about headlines than headway. Between NIL posturing, flashy recruiting wins, and portal swings, the program may have lost touch with the trenches.
The Tigers brought in several high-profile transfers—but according to internal staff evaluations, many aren’t ready for elite Power Five play. “Flashy doesn’t win games,” one anonymous coach said. “Grit does. And right now, LSU is lacking grit.”
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What’s At Stake for Brian Kelly?
This isn’t just a game. This is Kelly’s moment of reckoning. Another embarrassing Week 1 loss could:
Spark national ridicule
Tank early playoff hopes
Undermine recruiting confidence
Reignite questions about whether he was ever the right hire
LSU boosters and fans are growing impatient. With Texas and Oklahoma now in the SEC mix, there’s zero room for slippage. And right now, Brian Kelly is slipping.
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Final Verdict: “They Will Crash”
Brad Crawford’s final quote?
> “LSU isn’t ready for Clemson’s pressure, tempo, or edge. If things don’t change fast, this will be an ugly opener. They will crash—hard.”
Disaster is loading in Baton Rouge.
Will Brian Kelly survive another national collapse? Or is this the beginning of the end?
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